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Post by redstorm177 on Sept 20, 2007 1:27:31 GMT
Answer: You built the time machine because of your girlfrined's death. If she had lived, it would never have existed. So how can you use your machine to go back and save her? Answer 2 [ N ][ I ][ N ][ E ] [ C ][ O ][ W ][ S ] 1) That's pretty much the answer I found by cheating with Google. Its basically the whole premise of the movie "The Time Machine" (which I never saw). 2) Dammit...I was close on that second one. Good stuff Spurs...now its onto that Minny riddle.
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Post by San Antonio Spurs on Sept 20, 2007 1:29:36 GMT
Glad you enjoyed them, now if only I can understand what Minny is saying
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Post by redstorm177 on Sept 20, 2007 1:31:54 GMT
Glad you enjoyed them, now if only I can understand what Minny is saying Yeah man, the riddle is hard enough without the broken English . I sent him my answer, but he left.
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Post by San Antonio Spurs on Sept 20, 2007 1:35:06 GMT
David's father has three sons : Snap, Crackle and _____ ?
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Post by richey06 - DEN/PHI on Sept 20, 2007 1:36:24 GMT
pop
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Post by San Antonio Spurs on Sept 20, 2007 1:36:37 GMT
Nope
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Post by New Jersey Nets on Sept 20, 2007 1:36:51 GMT
David
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Post by San Antonio Spurs on Sept 20, 2007 1:38:41 GMT
Yup
New Jersey- 1
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Post by San Antonio Spurs on Sept 20, 2007 1:39:57 GMT
A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
No google please, pretty much ruins the fun
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Post by New Jersey Nets on Sept 20, 2007 1:53:46 GMT
she is a photographer... friend told me that a while ago
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Post by San Antonio Spurs on Sept 20, 2007 2:02:54 GMT
New Jersey- 2
David was out for a walk when it started to rain. He did not have an umbrella and he wasn't wearing a hat. His clothes were soaked, yet not a single hair on his head got wet.
How could this happen?
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Post by Minnesota Timberwolves on Sept 20, 2007 2:20:40 GMT
hey, my english isn so bad at all^^ its more writing mistakes than bad english^^ (nice excuse isnt it? ) and tomorrow (here in Brazil) i will tell you the answer...until then....DIE
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Post by jerry on Sept 20, 2007 13:22:30 GMT
He was bald
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Post by Minnesota Timberwolves on Sept 20, 2007 14:09:27 GMT
my "riddle": its a little text to see if you can think with the mind of a killer the man saw a woman in his mother's funeral, falled in love for thw woman, started dating with her and other stuff, and suddenly she desappear, and after that the man killed his brother...why? answer: because the man saw the girl in a funeral, so he killed his brother because he thought that he would see the girl again in his brother's funeral (i know its a terrible one, but it was enough to be funny )
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Post by redstorm177 on Sept 20, 2007 16:10:35 GMT
my "riddle": its a little text to see if you can think with the mind of a killer the man saw a woman in his mother's funeral, falled in love for thw woman, started dating with her and other stuff, and suddenly she desappear, and after that the man killed his brother...why? answer: because the man saw the girl in a funeral, so he killed his brother because he thought that he would see the girl again in his brother's funeral (i know its a terrible one, but it was enough to be funny ) That's Brazilian humor for you...j/k, but that still sucked.
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Post by redstorm177 on Sept 20, 2007 16:12:27 GMT
BRILLIANT!!! These are really making me feel like a dumbass. Thanks San Antonio/Minnesota.
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Post by San Antonio Spurs on Sept 21, 2007 0:56:22 GMT
A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50."
The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less.
In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?
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Post by Minnesota Timberwolves on Sept 21, 2007 2:38:39 GMT
he said that the boy weights like 1 to 100 pounds (oh yeah, exact weight ) i know the answer is the man wrote on the paper "your exact weight" i've heard that before
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Post by Minnesota Timberwolves on Sept 21, 2007 2:44:03 GMT
one easy to you guys:
How many letters are in the English alphabet?
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Post by San Antonio Spurs on Sept 21, 2007 3:06:18 GMT
15
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Post by San Antonio Spurs on Sept 21, 2007 3:06:55 GMT
A man walks into a his bathroom and shoots himself right between the eyes using a real gun with real bullets. He walks out alive, with no blood anywhere. And no, he didn't miss and he wasn't Superman. How did he do this?
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Post by richey06 - DEN/PHI on Sept 21, 2007 4:11:10 GMT
he shot his reflection in the mirror
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Post by jerry on Sept 21, 2007 11:13:30 GMT
18
lol
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Post by Minnesota Timberwolves on Sept 21, 2007 12:48:05 GMT
Yeah, 18...
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Post by redstorm177 on Sept 21, 2007 14:07:50 GMT
Hey guys, try telling some of those easy ones when I'm around... I actually knew the last 3.
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Post by Minnesota Timberwolves on Sept 21, 2007 14:15:43 GMT
hey, I saw this one in a web site, its funny The Pope has it but he does not use it. Your father has it but your mother uses it. Nuns do not need it. Arnold Schwarzenneger has a big one, Michael J. Fox's is quite small. What is it? (actually its not what you think )
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Post by redstorm177 on Sept 21, 2007 19:19:27 GMT
hey, I saw this one in a web site, its funny The Pope has it but he does not use it. Your father has it but your mother uses it. Nuns do not need it. Arnold Schwarzenneger has a big one, Michael J. Fox's is quite small. What is it? (actually its not what you think ) Thats a pretty good one. I sent you a pm with my answer. I think its right.
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Post by Minnesota Timberwolves on Sept 21, 2007 22:31:28 GMT
yeah damn right
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Post by San Antonio Spurs on Sept 21, 2007 23:18:03 GMT
Easy one
If an electric train was going 25km/h north, and the wind was blowing 30 km/h south .... what way would the smoke go?
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Post by Minnesota Timberwolves on Sept 21, 2007 23:25:22 GMT
the answer is : what smoke^?
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